Kaash...

kitni asaan thi wo zindagijab har sawaal ka jawab tum thihar dard ka ilaaj tum thimeri har baat ka agaaz tum thi
Wo teri mehak, teri hasi,wo teri aankhein, teri bindi,tere baalon se boondo ka giranawo mera tujhse lipatana,lipat ke tere pyaar mein kho jana,ek jhalak tere chehre ki se,meri aankhon ka khushi se chamaknatera moti moti aankhon se mujhko niharna,mere gaalon ko sehlana,mere baalon ko sanwarna,apne haathon se mujhe khilana,aur thapthapa ke mujhe sulana,
kaash wo bachpan phir se aa jaayephir main tumhaari ungali thaam ke chaluphir tum mere maathe ko chumoaur phir ye zindagi aasan si lagne lagetumhaara aangan hi meri duniya hoaur tumhara anchal hi meri dhal hokaash... Maa... kaash...

Is Diwali....

Is Diwali

Khushiyon se bhara mera pariwaar jagmaagaaye

Mere ghar ki chhat pe dhero diye jagmagaaye 

Jagmaaye wo mere shehar ki galiyaan

roshni se nahaayi amavas ki raat jagmagaaye

Is Diwali

Jo bichad gaye wo ban ke taare timtimaaye

Jo saath hain wo meri mehfil ko mehkaayein

Har taraf chamke hasi ki phuljhariyaan

Mere yaar jagmaayein unka sansaar jagmagaaye

Is Diwali

Dil se aaj bas ek hi duyaa gungunaaye

sab ki zindagi mein khushiyaan bhar jaayein

parvaton pe girti shabnam sa nirmal ho sabka mann

Har ek ki peshaani kismaton se jagmagaaye

Kirkit and babas....

Well on a lighter note(This is a disclaimer so all the bigots or atheists for that matter don't sue me) ... 
All I want to tell Paki and Oz cricket teams and fans... We are a nation of one billion(I know its more than one billion now but decimals don't sound that dramatic so avoiding them) 
Even though we could not put together a team of 11 strong players against you, we have around 33 crore Gods and some 20K big time babas and few million small babas(stats based on their business turnover ;-) ) pitted against you. 
You had no chance there dearies... Now please catch your buses/flight ASAP b'cause now they all are concentrating on bursting some tires...

P.S. This one is dedicated to all the ho halla going on about 20-20 world Cup... Being a south asian Cricket becomes your religion and every match a battlefield....After India got out of the competition after losing from Australian team, the team who celebrated most was Pakistan. And now Australia nd Pakistan are also out of the competition, Indian fans's joy knows no bound.

Love me for a reason, let the reason be Love

Well Here I go again, running after the trivial heart business and spilling the grains of truth all around me(I am not vaunting, just wanted to use that phrase badly :P) . It all started with a cozy trivial convesation I had with my mallu kid the other day, as usual we were at our maniac best, obsessed with the idea of bugging each other with whatever junk we could think of. He said Hi, I said hello and then the word war started(I am just phrasing it that way to add mirch masala, really it was just a simple quote from a forwarded email he got and a complicated sentence that I just blurted out :D to sound cool :D:D:D)

Well, the thought was that love does not happen for a reason it just happens... Weeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll... Izy bizy diblu do.... I started jumping virtually... here is my chance here is my chance... jump, grab, hold and exploit... 
I said,"Nonsense(Oh I love the sound of that when I say that to someone else.Yes, I am wicked, break my leg huh!!) Love always happen for a reason, if there is no reason then its not love, just infatuation. (I could see me hitting a ball for a sixer in my mind) 
He challenged, " Explain!"
As if I was gonna get scared,"There is always a reason that you start taking interest in anyone at the first place. It can be mere friendship or a  casual dinner date. Either you like a smile, or eyes or the manners"
She belongs to your native city or he looks like you first crush ;) She talks sweetly or he is macho(oooooooooooooooooooooh) Or it can be as simple as that you just want to talk to someone.There is always a reason which makes you feel like being in someone's company. I dont know if there is any truth in love at first sight. If the dhak-dhak of the heart is just the work of bollywood imagination.I don't know if Shakespeare was just toying with the idea of glorifying the love and making it the axis of our life system or he really meant it when he said, " Love is blind and lovers can't see..." Cause I feel that love is the most efficient observer. It has all its senses intact and fully alert, even though it leaves you senseless... It happens only when it feels that he/she is the perfect answer to all your doubts.You might not be able to score A+ when someone asks you, "why did you fall in love?" you wont because all those reasons would be difficult to put in words, but there will be thousands videos running in your head of all the good times you shared, of all the observations you made and you wont be able to choose the best. there is always a logic...you can dig, pierce, excavate and probe to all your heart's content but you will not find anything illogical in it. It will all make perfect sense.(Oh you should see the smug look on my face now, another six)... 
I will march towards the presentation ceremony now for the "woman of this conversation" award :P:P because hello!!! guess what, I did all the talking :D:D:D

Biased Biased World

kuch log mere mauhale ke
khud ko modren batate hain
ladki ko GF banaane mein shaan
par ladki ko dost banane mein katraate hain


Bike ke peeche baithe to itraate hain
Hang out karne ke liye use unfit bataate hain
chuddy buddies mein nahi hoti kabhi ginti uski
Achhi dost ka label laga ke use behlaate hain


Ladki ro de to sab ladkiyon ki aadat hai
hase to insenstitive bataate hain
Ladki mazaak na sahe to rondu hai
Mazaak ka jawab de to loud bataate hain


sundar ho to kehte hain dimaag se paidal hai
Chashme wali ko padhaaku bataate hain
Surat aur seerat mein jo ho bemisaal
uske aastitav ko jhuthlaate hain


Jab aaye na handle karna modern ladki ko
to uske character ko fast bataate hain
GF to chahiye raajdhaani jaisi
bailgaadi se shaadi rachaate hain


Ladka rishta tode to 'dump kar diya'
Ladki tode to character pe ungli uthaate hain...


Aadmi khamaye aur biwi khaye to pasand
Biwi kamaaye to ladke ko nakaara thehraate hain
Jalte hain kya pati ki kismat se
Ya ladkiyon ki tarakki se ghabraate hain


kehte hain apni betiyon ko beton ke barabar rakha
to phir kyun use hamesha parayi bataate hain...
Sasuraal ja ke bhi use kabhi ghar na mila
wahan bhi bahar se aayi jataate hain


Koi ladkiyon ko defend kare to feminist hai
Aur phir hypocracy ki height dekho
Khud ko unbiased bataate hain

Safar

Tanha chale the hum is safar mein, kab hum safar judte gaye pata hi na chala
Jab manzil tak pahunch, peeche mude khushi se, dekha kaafila chala gaya pata hi na chala

kuch khyaal

kehne ko mere lafz kuch bhi keh sakte hain
tum unhe samjh paate ho ya nahi ye tum par nirbhar hai


Udane ko to main armaano ke paron pe udaan bhar lun
tum mere armaano ko sweekaro ya nahi ye tum par nirbhar hai


Behane ko to aansuyon ka jharna jhar jhar beh sakta hai
tum unhe moti samjho ya pani ye tum par nirbhar hai


yun to mehfil mein bhi khud ko tanha paya hai kayi baar
par tere khyaalon ki khushbu tanyahi ko mehkaye ye tum par nirbhar hai